tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post5712389416549080387..comments2023-05-10T05:23:09.142-04:00Comments on Progressive Fitchburg: Shocking news! Ted's not big on tolerance!The Unicowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04937583594693344553noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-90397838398044614962007-08-20T20:14:00.000-04:002007-08-20T20:14:00.000-04:00once this guy loses the election what's he going t...<I> once this guy loses the election what's he going to do to occupy his time?</I><BR/><BR/>Maybe he'll take it in stride and reflect on the reasons why he lost, and it'll make him a better person. Maybe he'll realize that the world is fundamentally more complex than the sort of "black and white, right or wrong, you're either with us or against us" kind of mindset that he has historically embraced, and he'll begin to champion a more nuanced, methodical, thoughtful approach to difficult problems. <BR/><BR/>Also, maybe I'm an enchanted unicorn named "Sarah". Yes, I'm Sarah, the enchanted unicorn, riding my magic rainbow from Rainbow City.Chuck Morsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785926401393901619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-12222110734647025812007-08-20T18:30:00.000-04:002007-08-20T18:30:00.000-04:00Heh. It's pretty sad when one of the qualification...Heh. It's pretty sad when one of the qualifications you look for in a candidate is "hasn't exhibited any paranoid delusions".<BR/><BR/>Not as sad as when some of the candidates fail that test though.The Unicowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04937583594693344553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-88242926651359700592007-08-20T18:15:00.000-04:002007-08-20T18:15:00.000-04:00At this point there's no way I'll ever vote for th...At this point there's no way I'll ever vote for this guy... he's clearly crazy... I mean picking on wheelchair bound old men was pretty much the last straw for me. I'm not sure what his problem is, but with today's pharmacology there's no reason he should have to suffer. Get some meds, Ted!<BR/><BR/>In the meantime, I'm probably going to vote Wong. She seems to be smart and has useful financial skills... and hasn't exhibited one iota of paranoid delusion. Bonus!Abacquerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11323694020760625372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-33303514675522886762007-08-20T16:20:00.000-04:002007-08-20T16:20:00.000-04:00Well, a few of us from the DeSalvo neighborhood of...Well, a few of us from the DeSalvo neighborhood of Ward 4 have gotten together and compared notes.<BR/><BR/>Whatever "Hell Zone" this guy is living in is of his own making. Folks who have lived here all their lives say he's invented most of this garbage. He took credit for the bust of the one drug house practically next door to him that occurred without his knowledge or input (check the Sentinel archives on that one.) More of Chief Cronin's intervention.<BR/><BR/>We're really having a laugh about the sign wars. One neighbor put out a Wong sign, and DeSalvo went ballistic putting out multiple DeSalvo signs - up to a half dozen per yard, and many of them on city property.<BR/><BR/>Sure is beginning to look like the guy has a surplus of signs - not enough places to put them I suppose so he's pacifying himself with multiple signs on the same property.<BR/><BR/>News flash, Ted: It's not how many signs you have, it's how many people will let you put one up. And if the the number of signs were counted instead of votes, we wouldn't need to have those elections now would we.<BR/><BR/>Boy what a "Hell Zone" this is indeed - the voices of children playing and singing, people playing real music, the sounds of lawnmowers and weedeaters, heck, even the recorded church music. If this is hell those wayward homosexuals have nothing to worry about.<BR/><BR/>Only one problem regarding Ted and our future though: once this guy loses the election what's he going to do to occupy his time? That kind of negativity doesn't just spontaneously resolve.<BR/><BR/>Maybe we could find him a new hobby.<BR/><BR/>ShalomReally Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17014117102360982637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-69792278705826428812007-08-20T15:30:00.000-04:002007-08-20T15:30:00.000-04:00If cops are really passing around my cartoon that ...If cops are really passing around my cartoon that would be about the most awesome thing ever. And if it's not mine, I'd like to see it. We could have reader-submitted cartoon time!<BR/><BR/>Of course, who better to recognize Ted's fearmongering for what it is than a Fitchburg police officer? <BR/><BR/>If I was in their shoes I imagine I'd be pretty sick of him belittling my work when the facts show they've been doing a pretty good job.The Unicowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04937583594693344553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-36406710651976276942007-08-20T14:51:00.000-04:002007-08-20T14:51:00.000-04:00For the record, I'm still not Rachel.Want to see a...For the record, I'm still not Rachel.<BR/><BR/>Want to see a cop do a belly laugh? Bring up DeSalvo's name! Heard they're passing around Ted cartoons at the station. Your work, Unicow?<BR/><BR/>From the looks of the unfinished work and construction debris at his house he could use a visit from the Clean Streets folks. Take a good look at his house. It will give you an idea of his plans for Fitchburg.JustSayNoToDeSalvohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09433163432468618528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-46781421369032384872007-08-20T14:08:00.000-04:002007-08-20T14:08:00.000-04:00That's doubtful. It probably doesn't involve unlic...That's doubtful. <BR/><BR/>It probably doesn't involve unlicensed firearms either.The Unicowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04937583594693344553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-70309105150299581592007-08-20T12:52:00.000-04:002007-08-20T12:52:00.000-04:00Does "zero tolerance" include building permits?Does "zero tolerance" include building permits?Chuck Morsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785926401393901619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-38389238214986175542007-08-20T12:17:00.000-04:002007-08-20T12:17:00.000-04:00Rachel,Thanks.I'm pretty sure I'm not you. However...Rachel,<BR/><BR/>Thanks.<BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure I'm not you. However, I can't rule out the possibility that you're controlling me with some sort of hypno-ray. If so, please stop.<BR/><BR/>I guess people have moved on from just accusing me of being people I'm not to accusing me of being "controlled" by people I've never met. <BR/><BR/>That's actually even more annoying, but at this point I can't be bothered to give a shit what crazy people think.The Unicowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04937583594693344553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35825016.post-21462148326158903402007-08-20T11:48:00.000-04:002007-08-20T11:48:00.000-04:00Unicow,DAMN you're good! What a great article.The ...Unicow,<BR/>DAMN you're good! What a great article.<BR/><BR/>The S&E article and your analysis brought to mind an image of DeSalvo as the Japanese soldier stranded on a desert island who doesn't realize the war ended years ago.<BR/><BR/>Time to move on, Ted. <BR/><BR/>Well, we understand that luck of the draw, DeSalvo has the candidate's column in this week's Pride. The question is, will he write it himself and have it ghost written as usual? (Fact, voice of experience here.)<BR/><BR/>Shalom<BR/><BR/>P.S. Are you Rachel? PF is now credited as yet another "Rachel controlled site." (I'd love to take credit for PF but honesty rules...) Man, but I'm a busy "girl!"Really Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17014117102360982637noreply@blogger.com