Take your mind off Armageddon with this video!

Hey Fitchburgers!

Are you enjoying your post-apocalyptic wasteland?

No? Well, take your mind off it with this profoundly stupid video that your tax dollars funded! If you have power, that is (maybe at work?).



I made it a full two minutes into this thing before I decided I just couldn't take it anymore. Can you do better?


ps Biden's puppy is cuter.