Showing posts with label Meerkats fucking. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy New Year!


Well, I'm back from an interminable 10-day trip to Texas over the holidays. The highlight is reflected in this adorable picture of two meerkats at the Fort Worth Zoo. About 30 seconds after I took this picture they started having angry sex and making some horrifying noises. Children scattered. It was great!

I returned with a horrific cold, and in this sort of state I have a tendency to wander over to "Save Fitchburg". I made the mistake of looking at their poll today. It's about who you'd vote for for mayor if the election were held today. Horrifyingly, Ted DeSalvatore is way ahead. Not that I expect any less from the nice folks who visit Save Fitchburg, but yikes!

So, out of nothing more than antihistamines and spite I present my own poll:

How big an idiot is Ted "Liberty Walk" DeSalvatore?
Really super hugely big, like crazy big man!
Very very large indeed.
Big, really big...
So big he eclipses the sun.
Bigger than Jesus.
I think he's a very reasonable person, and you're an asshole for making this poll.



Only one vote per person please, this isn't the Sentinel & Enterprise.

Also, happy New Year!