Some of you may have seen these "Free ticket" things to the Commerford Zoo sitting near the registers of your local merchants.You may have further noted that the Unicow appears on them!
Just beware, if you go there expecting jaded political commentary, you'll be disappointed. You'll probably also see a really sickly-looking emu which will make you sad. And a lot of really fat little goats, which are also pretty depressing. Frankly, the whole thing is a drag.
Anyway, yeah that's where I got the name.
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