January:
Superdelegates
Annoyed me a whole bunch, but
It turned out okay
February:
Snowfall prompts cries of
"Give us a weather device!"
Mayor ignores them
March:
Church graffiti found,
Upsetting many churchfolk
Who cry out for blood
April:
Chuck Owen hates me;
Antivaccinationists
Are friendly, but wrong
May:
People hate trash fees;
I don't much care, I just like
That New York Dolls song
June:
Bech lied about gas;
Other candidates had some
Pretty lame websites
July:
Goofy Segway post
Gets linked from Boston dot com;
Mom would be so proud!
August:
Photoshopped turtles
Fail to become internet
Meme; I weep softly.
September:
A lazy month, when
I didn't write a whole lot.
You lucky bastards.
October:
Daily posts abound!
More than a simple haiku
Can encapsulate.
November:
Obama got votes,
John McCain got some too, but
Not quite as many.
December:
Nobody reads blogs
Without electricity;
Thanks a lot, ice storm!