Showing posts with label "year in review" things suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label "year in review" things suck. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

My 2008 blog output retold in haiku form

January:

Superdelegates
Annoyed me a whole bunch, but
It turned out okay

February:

Snowfall prompts cries of
"Give us a weather device!"
Mayor ignores them

March:

Church graffiti found,
Upsetting many churchfolk
Who cry out for blood

April:

Chuck Owen hates me;
Antivaccinationists
Are friendly, but wrong

May:

People hate trash fees;
I don't much care, I just like
That New York Dolls song

June:

Bech lied about gas;
Other candidates had some
Pretty lame websites

July:

Goofy Segway post
Gets linked from Boston dot com;
Mom would be so proud!

August:

Photoshopped turtles
Fail to become internet
Meme; I weep softly.

September:

A lazy month, when
I didn't write a whole lot.
You lucky bastards.

October:

Daily posts abound!
More than a simple haiku
Can encapsulate.

November:

Obama got votes,
John McCain got some too, but
Not quite as many.

December:

Nobody reads blogs
Without electricity;
Thanks a lot, ice storm!