Thanks to Jeffrey Rowland, I have just discovered the wonder that is Wikimapia!
Normally I'm not a big proponent of "Web 2.0" nonsense, but this is an amazing thing! It combines maps with totally unverified bullshit labels added by bored internet goons.
Sadly, most of the labeling of Fitchburg is really dull.
The former location of the Thunderbird Motel has a nice description, at least. But for the most part the local geeks have only bothered to label stuff like Dunkin' Donuts (and spelled it wrong, at that). Like anyone cares about stupid Dunkin' Donuts!
This cannot stand!
I know that my readers are a creative and insightful bunch, and trust that you will take the time to properly label the interesting places in Fitchburg.
Actually, it doesn't even matter if they're interesting. Make up something interesting! It's not like anybody's going to be checking your work!
Viva la Web 2.0!
UPDATE - 2:30 PM: Apparently I was wrong about people not checking your work! Some jerk keeps deleting the hobos, and I keep putting them back.
You can't make poverty go away by ignoring it, hobo-haters! The hobo battle has just begun!